Having been born is ruining my weekend.
I’ve just discovered why birthday parties were invented. To prevent a flood of individual dinner invitations.
No.
I’ve just discovered why birthday parties were invented. To prevent a flood of individual dinner invitations.
No.
four years ago, newt gingrich performed a speech in second-life in front of furries dressed as superheroes and half naked men with mohawks
i literally don’t know what to say
POLITICS!
(Source: theseventhsun.com)
TELL EVERYONE.
Cravatstache Club is having a meeting. (Taken with instagram)
Pretty sure I could get my foot in the door.
Some friends didn’t know what I was talking about when I was talking about the “Alf/Seal rape comic cover” over drinks tonight, so I figured I better post it.
You know, for kids.
(Source: captainsharkattack, via sex-panther)

This week, we ask the Canadian about cock mobsters, consuming mercury, furry trout, gigantic malls, and Mexican food.
In conclusion, penis cunt.
He went bankrupt less than two years later.
Really racking up the crimes against humanity today.
Settling on a new look.
I need more internet friends to protect me from my real friends.
I have a three part question about humanity:



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A bird landed on the tallest tree and screamed for several minutes. I tried to move closer to record it, but the bird flew away. This is my imitation of its call. It is not a pleasant sound.
If we get separated, let’s use this to find each other again.
I kept forgetting to post this very special edition of Scaring Sam since I had to pull it off my own hard drive.
/media/video/misc is a scary place. Full of treasure.
Doug - “Kidney” (0:41)
My memory is slowly coming back for these things. I appreciate what will likely be a lot of patience on your part.
This is...
Poetry contest heating up! It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!
WEARING SOME MANSWEAR AND GETTING UPSTAGED BY A BOOKCASE
Cravatstache Club is having a meeting. (Taken with instagram)
“Angels”: Vlada Roslyakova photographed by Solve Sundsbo for POP Magazine, Spring/Summer 2006
INTERNET USERS: behold a behind the scenes still of Dana Gould as Dr Zaius as Mark Twain.
MOVING IMAGES SOON.
That is all.
GPOY: First Day of School.
Power necklace: check.
Power zit: check.
Lesson plan: ch-almost.
Can-do attitude: kiiiiiiinda.
Women at Sitting Rock, 2011 collection from Narelle Dore.
Love the macrame-ish stuff, and the strong horizontals. (I guess that’s kind of all of...
NEW YEAR’S EVE ON A BALCONY