CYYYYYYYBER PUUUUUUUUNK!
You know why new porn isn’t as good as the classic stuff?
Because they don’t give it cool names like SATAN’S SCRAPBOOK and hand fucking swords out to the girls.
That’s why.
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Ask a Canadian
Episode 020
This week, we ask the Canadian about cardboard Kindles, Ronald Reagan’s urine, snow pants, booty clapping, the Royal Canadian Mounted Amusement Police, and the perfect pickle.
All I remember is booty clapping. All I ever remember is booty clapping.
Fashion!
(Source: contextfreepatentart)
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The Death Panel
04/12: Jewel’s Night Without Armor
Our panelists discuss prostitution etiquette, goop hooch, marshmallow tricks, soda thieves, lightning-based superpowers, and beautiful crotches.
Stay tuned next month for my ginger beer trick and how to make Krokodil.
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Ask a Canadian
Episode 019
This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, racist cookies, pink meat slush, defrosting prostitutes, Venom gender, female choice, and duck fat.
Choosy Moms Choose Cuckolding.
You Go Girl
Atlanta, GA
Guuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrlllllll
Fanny’s pretty dumb, but not too dumb to like proper pets!
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Ask a Canadian
Episode 018
This week, we ask the Canadian about Queen Latifah, orange poetry, skin-based breads, 3-D photography, and candy licking.
Still not lying about that glove thing.
ABBA - “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)”
Every few weeks I rediscover that ABBA is the greatest thing in the world, and that this song is catchy as all get-out.
Hey, remember when I didn’t know any karaoke songs and this was the closest I could get? It transcends species!
(via adventuresinblunderland)
NO HOPE.
Hope.
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“If you are a good person— genuinely good— and you are of service in this world and you have a life that is yours and that you like and that matters...
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Enough.
Enough with people dying. Enough with people taking their own lives. Enough with pop culture. Enough with shit that doesn’t matter.
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Just rehearsing my new one-woman show, An Evening with Gal Fieri.
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The Needle Has Landed
This past week I decided to sever ties with my first ex-boyfriend seemingly out of nowhere. I like to keep civil terms with...
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I love me!
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I’m so gross, you guys.
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GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!
Starting right this very moment you can subscribe to TEAM GAY and get so, so many perks. Everything pictured here, plus other...
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Hey guys! I haven’t made a comic in a while! I’m off being dumb!
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